Tree thrusting

You do a Logan Paul but fuck the tree and the dead body. It also means to snap a very long branch off a tree and shove it up your rectum.

Guy- hey wanna go tree thrusting?
Friend- hell ye I love branches up my ass!
Guy-we can also fuck the dead body!
Friend- who’s dead body?
Guy- yours!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

Goat and tree

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full

Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree

by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020

Psalm tree

A tree that is not yet a fully grow Palm tree, with a silent "S" in the word. The tree is still growing up.

Look Ciawa, it's a psalm tree!

by Nkp123 October 3, 2016

tree peacock

The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.

Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one

by _dj_bj_ June 25, 2014

tree-searched

To do some research while ridiculously stoned

I tree-searched that rave-booty last night.

by plaguedsoul1988 April 4, 2015

piss tree

A tree on Towles Rd in Wilmington, NC that’s owned by the prestigious Gurganus family, that you boss on when you get aggressive gassing liquor and beers

Dude, let’s kill some roads and piss on the piss tree. Because it’s the one tree i know that loves piss.

by Dstew1024 December 21, 2017

poison tree

A slang word for a massive weed plant.

Yo dude that's a huge poison tree

by Fagbags69 June 19, 2017