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scared toilet seat syndrome

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.
The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"
by zeusking007 November 3, 2007
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The Toilet Bowl

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.
Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl
by cit October 29, 2006
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Toiletface

When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.
Went to a party, tripped out, shouted "toiletface", took photos, "LAAFED"
by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008
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A toilet to toilet shit

Its when you take a really big shit in one toilet and it starts to become full so you run and switch to another toilet to finish it.
"Sometimes when I have to take a huge poop I have a toilet to toilet shit."
by Ijusttookapoophehee January 2, 2011
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skibidi toilet

the shittiest thing to ever fucking exist on this fatherfucking planet
made for ppl that are 0-7
skibidi toilet is made by a clown (dafuck boom cumshot man)
rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes
dhshgabda: hey let's go inside the school's toilets and become the skibidi toilet ohio sigma lord!!
rusdhfnsd: yeah!!!
rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes skibdi duhadsaduhas nrim nrim
penis: go fucking kill yourself
by niggerger October 4, 2023
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Skibidi Toilet Rizz Gyatt Level 3 from Ohio

This is the most beutiful word ever created.
It represents gen alpha the generation after generation Z
Basically it's just a bunch of toddlers using their tiny brains to put together words.
Rizz is one word
Skibidi is a new word
Gyatt is a new word
Ohio is the most dead meme ever
I think this is Skibidi Toilet Rizz Gyatt Level 3 From Ohio! I am so HYPED!
by Adam Lanza go brrrr...WRIZZ October 23, 2023
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toilet

Don't lie to me, i saw you at that party, you toilet!
by s.v.o.t. May 6, 2006
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