i shaved my sweaty garden last night. it was a messy process, i have had explosive diarrhea all day and some chocolate sprinkles got stuck in my razor
by bassplayer2493 November 4, 2009
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friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden
friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary
friend 2: you really wanna do that bro i don't like it when the pubes get stuck between my teeth
friend 1: that's why i like it, i get to floss my teeth and till her garden
friend 1: how are you gonna repay me for this
friend 2: i could till your garden for you
friend 1: i shave man no tilling necessary
by birch_soup June 3, 2024
Get the till your garden mug.A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022
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No matter how ugly the argument gets, anybody willing to shoot somebody over a garden hose is a little too cranky to be armed, because that is an act of lunacy.
by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021
Get the Garden hose mug.A modern housing complex on Detroit’s Westside, built on the site of the old Herman Gardens projects. Seen as a symbol of neighborhood renewal, it mixes townhomes and apartments while carrying the legacy of the area’s past struggles and resilience.
“After Herman Gardens got torn down, my aunt moved us into Garden View Estates, and it felt like a fresh start for the whole block.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
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vejen garden is pretty good
by krillabis April 4, 2025
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by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018
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