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Tech Bum

1) A homeless man who rides from town to town on freight trains and fixes computers.

2) Digitally enhanced anatomy, which spends its time trolling the internet and spewing its filth upon unsuspecting websites.
1) I lost everything when my hard drive crashed, but a tech bum showed up in town this week and now I have all my data back!

2) I was proud of the message board I had designed, but within the first five minutes tech bums had covered it with .gifs of dancing offal.
by SoloThinkTank April 15, 2011
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Computer tech class

Your favorite class where you get to see the baddie teach the class and teach you about technology.
Yo! I can't wait to go Riz the computer tech class teacher she is so bad!
by TJMcurry September 23, 2022
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tech wop

by frjrrkrkrkk October 29, 2018
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Infinite Craft Tech

Infinite Craft tech describes techniques used to get items in the game. Some common examples include:
- String tech (String.append, using curlies to add to the end and curlify straight quotes)
- "Mr. A + Mr. B = Mr. A B" Tech (as well as other honorifics)
- "A's Mom + A's Dad = A" which has a use: "((,s Dad + Mx. ((&s Mom = ((
- Compressed word tech: Proof Geometric Con + “prf Cnstrcn Cn Slv Ll Lov Af” = Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs ; "it Prf Gmtrc Cnstrcn's Faut" + It Was All Proof Geometric C = It Was All Proof Geometric Construction's Fault
- Fake space tech: Patrick's{205f}right, Squidward. + Sea_bers_ar_no_lghng_mttr. = Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter.

The strongest form of tech looks something this: #s('\u003dthan𝐊\x20') + 'you ' 'a𝐈𝐌ee') // ’ =thanK you aIMee
This is usually used for extremely stubborn elements or mixedcase. It involves manipulating the plus sign to construct a string and the equal sign to be part of an "output" string.
It has many names within the community, including "Naked Append Tech", "Jeremy", #q(', Richard, 320 tech, tya tech (tya standing for thanK you aIMee).
new infinite craft person: waow look at my first discoveries: Torntadoceappleggsteak
me: when the fucK you aIMee is #p('\u003dcos𝐌o\x20') + '@𝐁ousou-𝐏') // ” =cosMo@Bousou-P (I'm going insane)
new infinite craft person: excuse me wtf is this infinite craft tech it just looks like nonsense
me: manipluating parentheses to abuse the plus sign and make it look like code
new infinite craft person: ok but what does the p in #p(' mean
me: it's just a random letter
non-coder: what's \u003d \x3d \x20
me: =, =, and space (respectively)
new infinite craft person: i will never get this tech :(
me: neither do I lol I just copied the recipes haha
by mb6fbhsphdrcb August 28, 2025
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Tech|OP

1988 -
Crazy freak who thinks that the Instatnt messaging Programs ICQ and AIM are the very same.
<Tech|OP> ICQ and AIM are the same!
by Jesstech March 4, 2003
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shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.
guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!
by ComicGal April 27, 2010
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Head tech

Software used by government to listen and experiment on the public’s mind.

Usually thought of as schizophrenia for the people experimented on.
“We hooked him up to our head tech to see what he is thinking.”
by Are we in the matrix July 15, 2019
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