Tainted Wrench 

A crazy red-head who is being a huge bitch.

Cece: What is wrong with that girl? She's being really bitchy...
Abner: I know...she's such a tainted wrench.

Tainted Wrench by KHawk December 29, 2010

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

taint patrol by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

tainted wind

When someone farts directly into a fan or gust of wind

Dude, do you smell something?
Yeah, like somebody farted
I think it was the guy next to the fan, he just made some nasty tainted wind
What an asshole

tainted wind by not ur dad but doin ur mom October 1, 2013

tabnesia 

When your browser crashes and you can't remember what tabs you had open.

"Oh no, Firefox crashed! I know I had some important tabs open but now I can't remember what they were! I have tabnesia."

tabnesia by sustrel November 9, 2013

Taint-a-nice-smell 

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

Taint-a-nice-smell by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

tainted friendship 

A friendship that started off spontaneous with a person who was your enemy or whatnot and then either yourself or the person do things to mess up the friendship.

Maria and Briseida's is a tainted friendship because Maria got with Briseida's ex girlfriend that Briseida wanted to get back with.

tainted friendship by zombie_kilher_14 January 10, 2014

Taint-Tang 

A term for a vagina that has been penetrated by a penis that had just been in an anus.

She had a taint-tang after Bob and Mike put their cocks on each other's ass before they fucked her in pussy.

Taint-Tang by Heat 375 June 11, 2014