Space-Time Continuum

What you will probably mess up if you go back in time.

I killed my grandpa's dog in 1932 and now my Sister doesn't exist! I have to fix the Space-Time Continuum!

Space-Time Continuum by ><><><><><><><><> November 19, 2009

time change 

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.

Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!

time change by the storm drains April 5, 2009

time and relative dimensions in space 

T.A.R.D.I.S. It refers to the Gallifreyan time and space travel capsule which is dimensionally transcendental (bigger on the inside). The most common example is the one used by the Gallifreyan Time Lord known as "The Doctor", that is permanently disguised as a 1960s police telephone box.

Susan: I made up the name TARDIS from the initials - Time And Relative Dimensions In Space.

time and relative dimensions in space by fortytwo42 July 16, 2014

Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .

Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.

Timed Release by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

time trauma 

A term describing a distant trauma that causes a person to have significant problems managing time.

I have no recollection whatsoever of the specific time trauma that occurred but I do know it has repeatedly caused me to go down time rabbit holes that prevent me from getting anywhere on time!

time trauma by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2020

time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

time disabled by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

bogey time 

time to go have a cigarette

"Bogey time" said kyle,... louis said," hell fucking yeah bogey time"

bogey time by Kyle Captain Morgan July 2, 2008