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shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
by Bearit90 October 30, 2023
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shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum

It means “to push something large through a small hole or entrance that can be very painful or difficult to get rid of”.
(Feeling constipated)
“Man, I’m gonna be shitting bricks out of a duck’s bum if don’t poop soon”.
by Miltalie November 16, 2023
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Spitting knowledge

Naturally voicing words of wisdom to encourage positive action and or thought process.
by VladdiDaddi December 4, 2023
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shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.
Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!
by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023
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Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.
Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.
by Shaboinked December 11, 2023
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Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing in business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking responsibility and stepping up to the plate, this word describes someone who shirks responsibility and, instead, sits in their own feces like an infant child.
Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to Stand on Business. However, I’ve opted to sit in business (sitting in business), and the bank is coming in the morning to reposess our home.
by Shaboinked December 11, 2023
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Shitting splinters

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters
by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023
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