Stalker

Stalker (n): formal term of a Jihad

Hey do you know Jihad?
Oh you mean Stalker?
Yeah bro

by Manabananaaaa November 16, 2019

stale bread

your only meal once a month

mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread

by Katie yEeYeE December 3, 2019

Stalkers

To have someone that is overly obsessed with you and very crazy about you and follows you around and wants to know everything about you

Bella-Omg look it’s Jazz let’s go follow him
Maya-JAZZZ HIIIIIIIIIIII we want to be your stalkers

by MayaandChristian December 10, 2019

stalker main

From critical strike, this phrase is used to refer to the class "stalker", which is considered very annoying by the community. By using this, you emphasize that someone is a "professional loser", thus, their opinions will not matter, nor will their words.

Dont care, didnt ask, plus, you are a stalker main

by Frosted Fool December 31, 2019

Stale Dick

A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.

Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.

by Sammycole March 4, 2020

Standenfuckenlaugh

Like shaudenfreude but results in uncontrollable lols

Ben's mopyness made John standenfuckenlaugh

by Marmadoc March 25, 2020

Stalker D

A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft

“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life”

by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020