shockened

best word ever made 'nuff said.

i'm shockened you haven't heard of this word yet.

by ilovethewordshockened August 22, 2011

shockpie

when someone promises his partner he won't ejaculate inside her pussy and he actually does, making a creampie.

OMG!! Bob made a shockpie inside Lana when he promised not to and now lana is pregnant!!

by The Elias May 14, 2014

Shocker Mom

A woman that drives around with a bunch of kids taking them to practice in a van ,with a three finger sign in the back window. And doesn't know what the sign means .

dude look there she is a Shocker Mom

by trobedemn June 14, 2016

Shock and Awe

When your AP US teacher gives back your tests and you're in shock because the grade you got is dramatically different from what you thought you got and then you're in awe from what grade you actually received.

Silvio: "I definitely got a 100% on that, hahaha *Looks at test grade* haha.."
Gary L: "What happened?"
Silvio: "Shock and Awe."

by DopeyDumbDumb October 1, 2017

Shockswift

The best Damm streamer in the fucking world. He'll eat ur booty juice

Shockswift is my dad.

by Smugboyieie August 21, 2018

Shock

A term used to describe an electrician that is always angry and not good at their job.

That guy that wired the pump up was a real shock sucker, I had to go back and fix everything.

by Notshock September 5, 2018

comic shock

What happens when, after finding a new daily webcomic and spending a week reading the archives, you realise that there is no next comic, and you will have to wait 24 hours for the next one. Has been known to produce a catatonic states.

I got right into Sluggy Freelance, and started reading the old comics. 2 weeks later, I finished reading the archives. Man, I went into total comic shock. It wasn't pretty.

by Lee MacAulay November 8, 2003