Social Network Hot 

The occurrence of someone being more attractive on their Facebook profile (or profile of any social networking site) than they are in real life. This is a reference to the fact that the actors in the 2010 film "The Social Network" were deceivingly more attractive than the people they were portraying, i.e. Armie Hammer vs. The Winklevoss Twins.

1: How'd your date go last night?

2: Not to well. I was really excited until I found out he was just Social Network Hot, then I was just depressed.

1: What?

2: Remember when you saw Armie Hammer play the Winklevi?

1: Yeah...

2: And how hot, smart, and tall you though he was. And how much you liked him...

1: Oh yeah!

2: Then remember how you felt when you googled the actual Winklevi and saw what they really looked/sounded like?

1: Yeah, that ish was tragic.

2: That's how I felt last night.

Social Network Hot by mayflow February 24, 2011

Social Lesbian 

a person who only act lesbian in a social setting.

when you are at a dance party and all the boys are taken, you autimatically go to the girls.
you will autimatically start grinding with them because you cant help it.
only for that party/ setting you will b a lesbian.

NOT FOREVER
therefore only being a social lesbian at parties.

Social Lesbian by Maggie Mayy July 18, 2011

Social Pyramid 

The social hierarchy of kids in school. It is typically separated into five main categories.
Popular- These are the kids made up of the good looking, athletic class of boys, and the hot, desirable, yet dramatic class of girls. These people tend to be the most outgoing in the entire school.
Semipopular- These are the kids who hover in between popular and average. They may hang out with average kids or popular kids, or other semipopular kids. They typically have their name out more than an average kid, but less than a popular kid. They are generally well liked by both popular and average people.
Average- These kids make up the majority of the school. They aren't popular nor are they despised by their peers. They typically hang out with other average kids and go about minding their own business.
Subaverage- These are kids who are socially awkward, yet aren't hated by their peers. These kids tend to be somewhat nerdy or geeky. These kids like to mind their own business, and really only converse within their own friend groups.
Hated- The annoying kids, the ugly kids, popular wannabes, "school shooter" type kids, you name it. The one thing these people have in common is that they are hated by at least 3 out of 4 of the higher levels on the social pyramid.

Where do you think you are on the social pyramid?

Social Pyramid by Bussss May 21, 2017

social alcoholic 

Someone who's only defense against being called an alcoholic is the fact that he/she does not drink alone. One who gets drunk every night at "social events" such as playing video games with a friend or watching TV with a sibling.

Person A: You're an alcoholic.
Person B: No i'm not, i never drink alone.
Person A: Then you're a social alcoholic.

social alcoholic by myra197 August 8, 2010

social inbreeding

A condition caused by homeschooling in which an individual is around their immediate family for so long that it causes a severe lack of diversified social input.

The condition is analogous to normal inbreeding which causes a severe lack of genetic input.

-"Hey, have you met that John guy who's really clingy and talks like an old church lady?"
-"Oh yeah, he doesn't have a sense of humor and he's afraid of his own penis."
-"Guys, don't make fun of John...he's socially inbred because his hyper-religious mom homeschooled him."
-"Some Mormon kids down the street from me were all messed up from social inbreeding. They were like children of the corn, only creepier."

-"I saw him kiss his mom on the mouth."

social inbreeding by LooseLucyCat March 3, 2011

Social Injustice Warrior 

Somebody who strongly supports and fiercely fights for social injustice.

Most Muslim-majority countries are full of social injustice warriors who support the death penalty for homosexual activity, and believe that women should not be in public without a male guardian.

Social Injustice Warrior by 24-cell August 23, 2019

Social Shunner 

Social Shunner
A shunner is someone who mocks and dehumanizes the socially unaware, or anyone who has different views, personalities, enjoy different hobbies, Etc. Labeling them weird and talking behind their back, this ussually stems from the fact that they fear what they do not understand, confronting one about this will either think you are arguing with them and spew biast uneducated comments, or, patiently listen and realize they don't know why they enjoy doing this.
"Those Social Shunners mock me at every turn, it sucks"

"What a Social Shunner"
by (Private) on Feb 18, 2009

"Those Social Shunners mock me at every turn, it sucks"

"What a Social Shunner"

Social Shunner by Spah2234 February 18, 2009