[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

Bard College at Simon's Rock

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.

Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!

by damnthemall July 5, 2010

Simon

A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.

Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.

by imedough August 29, 2010

Hiyoko Saionji

A little bitch that's like 4'9. She appears in Super Danganronpa 2. She bullies people who are weaker than her, just so she can boost her ego.

Person 1: "Can you stop acting like Hiyoko Saionji please?"
Person 2: "No, you nasty roach!"

by swaggyyuri March 14, 2021

Saigon Tea

A bead of sweat that runs from the small of your back, down the crack of your ass, and drips off the balls or snatch.

"dewd, I have been brewing about a gallon of Saigon Tea for the past hour in this 109 degree heat."

by Al' Fahkuyr Mahm February 15, 2010

Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

by plop central November 9, 2018

Simone

Lesbian

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by ehxbs May 27, 2020