Cool Story Bro

you all know the definition to cool story bro, but now there's an addition. If you really don't like the story your friend just told, add on "Hope they make a movie about it"

Story Teller: aw man I went to work the other day and this lady came in with her kid... blah blah blah
You: Cool story bro, hope they make a movie about it!

by kittykat14311 May 30, 2011

Sex story

A very good time

I was horny af so I went to my roommates room looking for sex toys I find female and male toys so I stuck the female toy in my ass and started fucking the doll I already had 69 ounces of cum in the doll then my roommate walks in I guess she heard me moaning very loud because she had no clothes on so I got up Immediately and my dick was like 45 inches long so I run over there and started fucking so hard my balls where empty then she gets down on her knees and starts sucking so hard my dick felt like it was about to just come off I was cumming so hard then her best friend walked in then my roommate fisted her so hard that everyone could hear us moaning my roommate pointed over to the other toys then I switched over to the other girl and it kept going back and forth this is my Sex story

by Bigboi696969696969696969696420 December 27, 2021

true story bro?

a funny way of saying NO ONE CARES while someone is telling or explaining a story.

funniest when one who obviously isnt apart of the conversation says it,

douche: "yeah i was gonna go out with my girl last night but i was really tired from work so i just stayed home and played a round of black ops. but we chilled after and she-

me (turning around to the kids behind me in class); "true story bro?"

douche: "oh fuck you"

me: "you mad bro?"

by ithinkhesmadbro February 28, 2011

Sex story

At school I sit by a really hot girl named ansly and one day I hear her say meet me in the bathroom after school so I went along with my classes and finally when school ended I went to the bathroom and I didn’t see her and then she jumped out and said let’s do it baby and I said what but she took off her clothes and wrapped her arms around me and took off my shirt and my pants I shoved my dick up her vargina and she moaned she reached over pulled my head in and kissed me hard I pulled her closer and locked our lips I could taste her salty lips and then we separated she bent down and oppened her mouth around my dick and sucked I did the same to her breast after that I kissed her again and she told me let’s do it tomorrow baby and next time do it harder

Sex story a story about sex

by Back me meme November 11, 2019

Sex Story

You actually thought I was going to post one, didn't you?

(n) An excuse used by Urban Dictionary virgins and/or perverts to write stories, in long, excruciating detail, about sex they never had.

(n) Something you're clearly addicted to reading.
(n) Something that hi redirected you.

Bob: "Don't you love reading a nice sex story on Urban Dictionary?"
Joe: "Pervert, they're fake."

by SociopathicDuck January 3, 2019

sex story

something that dirty scums like to look at while masturbating

here is a “sex story”:
one day, a 7 year old girl was walking home. and a 37 year old BITCH took her home and did some nasty stuff. the 7 year old died from his monster cock. the BITCH went to jail.

then a 10 year old rat got ran over by an icecream truck-

by stfu rat November 27, 2019

Sex story

here is a sex story

I was 12 years old. my parents were out of town and it was just my stepbrother (18)and i. we decided to watch a movie that night .we were watching the movie when a sex scene came on and he quickly told me to go to my room. so i went to my room and masturbated.my stepbrother then called me into his room. i went to his room and he shut the door behind me completely naked. he said he saw me mastubating and that he wanted to help me. so he made me get naked and get on the bed or else he would tell me mom what i was doing. he then started to play with my clit and finger me and eat me out. i almost came so i shut my legs and he told me not to do that or else i’ll always b a virgin. and he kept going at me. he then walked me over to our parents room where we found a vibrater and we went to their bed and he told me to close my and kept down on my hands so i move them. and he put the vibrator on my pussy and omg. he then told me to go on my knees and he’ll teach me how to make any guy want me. a blowjob. he taught me where to go. how deep. and what to do when he cums. so i did that and he told me since i did a good job he would eat me out again. and started to play around with the top of his dickdidn’t really like it thou so i told him to stop but he said no and he’ll keep going until i cum.now every friday when our parents have date night we always go into their room and get whatever kinky stuff they have and use it. that’s what a sex story is

by u r my fire February 2, 2020