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sloppy seconds

Pussy that's been humped less than 12 hrs before you get it.
I'm always getting sloppy seconds from my wife.
by know the toe September 19, 2003
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Alabama Breath Stopper

The act of a female sitting on a mans face while other is sleeping. (The female must be fully nude) Shoves the persons nose in her vagina. Slaps him in the face and vagina farts as he wakes up. Grabbing his testicles so he cant move she poops all over his face.
Similar to the alabama mudslide the Alabama Breath Stopper
by Mabe567 July 3, 2009
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Short Stopping

When another drug dealer moves in on your territory.
by ZipZapAchoo August 18, 2010
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Shopping

A code word for going down on a girl. Because where do you go shopping? DOWNTOWNNNN!
"Man, I went shopping with Karen last night, and boy, was it fun!"
by eas304 May 12, 2010
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Sloppy D

When a females dumper is so outrageously large it tends to look like a sloppy mess.
That stripper had such a sloppy d it shook like 20 pounds of jello.
by daking May 26, 2005
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sloppie glove

(v) The art of taking a just-used condom and slapping it on a girl's face while holding onto the tip.
Yeah I gave your MOM a sloppie glove!!!
by Floyd GP October 13, 2005
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slopped

adj. the stage of drunkeness usually occuring AFTER being knelt. usually occuring after that 11th or 12th shot of whatever liquor ur dumbass has been constantly sippin on all damn night thats stronger than 80 proof.
1: you was knelt last night wasn't you?....dumbass!
2: fuck that dawg i was so fuckin' slopped last night i don't remember leaving (or in my case a lot of the time) going TO the club!!!
by BIG TX Jon August 24, 2005
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