Soft Drink

A phrase used mostly in the Aberdeen/Aberdeenshire area of Scotland meaning weed.

*in public space with snitches*
-“pal have you got the soft drinks”
-“aye mate we’re getting on it tonight”

by JKBRSN July 11, 2018

softerness

Comparing the softness of 2 or more items/ objects.

I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.

by Eggyolked August 31, 2018

Soft dick move

When you make someone think you are pulling a dick move but you dont follow through.

Hah, the look on that ladies face when you faked pulling into her parkings spot, what a soft dick move!

by Phoxygirl December 7, 2018

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

soft five

1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.

1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018

Soft Knobber

Giving a blow job aka knobber to a dude with a flaccid penis.

I had the worst whiskey dick last night so she gave me an incredible soft knobber.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Sofia

Sofia is perfect. She is the nicest prettiest girl ever. I would do anything for her because she is the highlight of my life. She is kind, caring, smart, pretty and her smile will warm your hearr.

Sofia is my worls

by .heyiloveyou. October 30, 2019