rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

Horse Rub

Rubbing a horse

"I'm gonna give his penis a horse rub"

by PenisRubber27 January 19, 2021

Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.

Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.

by tom-ed September 13, 2021

Mcshoulder Rub

When someone gives a shoulder rub right after they have eaten McDonald’s fries, a big mac, and apple pie. This is a service that is not requested by the recipient, and is usually unexpected.

I was just sitting on the couch and all of a sudden I got a Mcshoulder rub!

by anonymous June 22, 2025

rubbing pancake

The rubbing pancake is the pancake on the top of the stack which holds the desirable butter slab. this pancake is rubbed against the rest of the stack in order to spread the butter.

“Hey where’d the rubbing pancake go”
“In my stomach”

by Aeirq185 August 8, 2023

muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025