slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

by yatenga December 15, 2011

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by CRAM SWORD November 14, 2019

Religion

Religion is a failed attempt at understanding the natural world around us, why we exist and what the hell our purpose is.

Science may not be able to answer these questions, but that doesn't mean religion can instead does it?
Perhaps some questions simply don't have answers?
Grow up people!

by Submitters of Words April 18, 2011

religion

A self-imposed set of rules and restrictions.

I don't need religion to tell me what to do: I can decide what's right and what's wrong for myself.

by thebuffoon December 24, 2004

Religion

The belief in gods or a God.

The cause of many wars throughout history.

The cause of many deaths throughout history.

Jesus wasn't a killer in disguise, he was just a guy who tried convincing people that it'd be a pretty sweet world if everybody was nice to each other.

.. Some people took it too far.

While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and of course the teachings of Mohammad, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. If I were to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.

by grey street June 8, 2009

Religion

A cult with an army

Christianity isn't a cult, it's a religion I tell you. Look at the crusaders!

by d4m4s74 September 8, 2009

Religion

A lie. It causes death and hatred. It is told to children when they are little and they don't know any better so they are brainwashed into it. YOU DID NOT CHOOSE YOUR FAITH, IT WAS CHOSEN FOR YOU. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BELIEVE IT, HAVE YOUR OWN OPINION. Free your mind and believe in the actual scientific facts.

John was taught religion from when he was little. He didn't know any better and was forced to believe it, now he is crazy.

by Richy_Greenback March 23, 2013