A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
Get the rub hogmug. i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.
by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020
Get the wet rubmug. by Mr shit March 25, 2022
Get the Rubmug. by Pecoraro11 March 30, 2015
Get the dinner rubmug. 
When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 4, 2020
Get the Rub a dudmug. Friend 1: So what did you think of that girl last night?
Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.
Friend 2: I didn’t even like her like that shes rubbed.
by Gstarloc February 4, 2024
Get the Rubbedmug.