Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.

She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.

by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022

professionalvannysimp

A beautiful tiktok user with a burning passion for fellow user demigirl.vi. Some noteable achievements this user has achieved: cool cosplays, great cosplays, got matpat pregnant and developed a piss kink because of Vi. (Note: Vi took no contributions in the making of this definition)

Lynn: Vi... I'm madly in love with you, will you please take my hand in marriage?

Vi: Oh Lynn, of course I will! You know I've always loved you!

Lynn: Omg Vi 🥺 but what about matpat? his baby is due soon...

Vi: Fear not my mistress, we shall ditch him and take his baby as her own :)

Lynn: That sounds great Vi 😻 I cant wait to be in your life forever!

Vi: Neither can I, Lynn 😊
Lynn: oh yeah my tt is professionalvannysimp btw. (Had to put this in so it doesn't get taken down for not using it in a sentence.)

Fan fiction by -not Vi

by Not Vi May 28, 2022

Professional Drinker

The Don

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don

by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022

Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.

“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.

by cathchild June 18, 2022

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022

professor pac-Man

Professor Pac-Man is a quiz arcade game that was produced by Bally Midway and is the seventh title in the Pac-Man series of games, which was released in August 1983. It is also the last of only seven games from Bally Midway Manufacturing to run on their Midway Astrocade hardware.

Yo I’m playing a new Professor Pac-Man game.

by Your bob September 1, 2022