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procd

One who is completely obsessed with how their profile looks. Commonly referring to someone who spends a lot of time on AIM.
Person 1: Wow, her pro is really cool lately!
Person 2: It better be. She's really procd!
by volleyballgrl October 7, 2008
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Procession of the Species

A parade to celebrate nature and endangered species. This celebration is completely noncommercial, and is made possible by community contributions of time, money, and their skills. It is an artistic expression that sweeps through Olympia, Washington every year. The Procession celebrates the elements of: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.
Art teacher: "Are you going to the Procession of the Species this year"

Student: "Well... -"

Art Teacher: "Of course you are! I mean, who isn't going really.."

Student:"Right.. ya"
by EveryDay OlyGirl February 18, 2009
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procrastistalking

to avert work-related tasks in favor of searching for old, new or potential loved ones via the internet.
Heavens to Betsy! I have to get his project done by the end of the
day, but I can't stop procrastistalking JTT.
by tresemilita January 10, 2009
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Procrastibandination

The extremely annoying habit that bandaid wrappers have of floating slowly down to the trash can, only to miss it completely and land on the floor, necessitating several attempts at picking it up, and one or more re-attempts at actually dropping it into the trash can.
Arianna groaned in frustration as the band-aid wrapper floated through the air, and missed the trash can completely. "I HATE how band-aid wrappers use procrastibandination to avoid landing in the trash!!!"
by nonnawick November 5, 2009
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procastihate

The act of putting off or delaying:

1) letting someone know that you hate them
2) Ignoring or defriending someone
3) Treating someone like crap

until you have gotten something you needed from them.
Bill decided to procastihate Chuck until he was able to borrow and return Chuck's power washer to clean his deck so Bill didn't have to pay to rent one or for a service.
by z28 owner2 January 5, 2010
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Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.
I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.
by jimmydercat November 2, 2010
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Proctorhexis

(Procto-rex-us)
(Noun) the sate of a torn rectum; an asshole that has been ruptured, whether it be natural ex: a life-altering shit, or artificial ALMOST making it over that fence on a rainy day; the literal equivalent to "I'll tear you a new asshole"
If you defy me, I will perform proctorhexis on you

Dude, he suffered a major case of proctorhexis, just look at the size of his bunghole!
by gotbored,wannamakeyoulaugh December 5, 2011
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