anti-period

A week during which men can engage in manly activities and espouse misogynist beliefs without fear of backtalking females. Unlike the female phenomenon, it is non-cyclical and can occur at any time; but only once per calender month.

"No, honey, I can't mow the lawn today. I'm on my anti-period so I'm going to drink beer and watch football with the guys."

anti-period by infested June 14, 2008

Beer Period 

When a female, or male, has had too much to drink and thinks it is ok to get pissed off at everything and everyone just because there is alcohol in their system.

inspired by "The Departed"

ME: "Dude, how come your old lady is actin a fool?"
YOU: "She's just had a little too much to drink."
ME: "Oh, what is it, her Beer Period?"

Beer Period by Kurty Flow February 26, 2011

Xbox Period 

When your xbox lags and makes you very fucking pissed.

Ah! Dammit! My xbox is on its fucking period! Damn xbox periods.

Xbox Period by oawkfh[aoiohf January 5, 2012

dry period 

A period of no new games being released

We are currently in a dry period

dry period by NotNawaf December 26, 2015

inverted period

When a woman acts with needless levels of aggression almost all the time, until one time of the month when they inexplicably treat others with kindness.

Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week

Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.

inverted period by Totally Not a Hack Fraud January 15, 2017

Dick period 

Automatic ejaculation of blood out of the male membrane

Oh man, are you on your dick period??

Dick period by Micjael December 4, 2017

man period 

when a guy has a drop in testosterone, so he produces weak sperm, and in turn his balls make him mad

"Man, Jack really has been pissy lately."
"August says that's because he's on his man period."

man period by fixit.jackoff June 17, 2019