Why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea

Apparently in the Google search engine, some person(s) had looked up this very question numerous times and this question has a tendency to pop up in Google suggests if you type in "Why Wont".

~The Myth~

It seems that either it was simply something funny to look up while surfing the grand internet, Or some sick twisted individual was actually wondering why his beloved(Or hated) bird would not eat his fully solid stool.

~The facts~

In some cases however, a tame bird will not attain proper nutrition from just its mundane bird seed and will turn to eating its own stool for what nutrients might have been missed out on by its digestive system. It is feasible that human diarrhea contains much more unused nutrients.

Diarrhea is essentially stool not digested to its full potential. Thus only a fraction of the nutrients have been absorbed. Leaving it in the stool itself.

It seems that perhaps some hopeless moron was actually trying to get a house hold bird to eat feces.

Ted: "Hey Bob why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

Bob: "You need help..."

by Kazen the cannibal July 11, 2010

Oak Park

The urban suburb of Chicago where bilingual montessori toddlers scooter to piano lessons with their nannies, wearing 100% organic cotton clothes and eating locally sourced honey gelato from the farmers market. Basically, the Chicago version of park slope.

That organic juice cafe and waldorf indoor play space is going out of business? move them to Oak Park, they'll do well.

by whatsupUD January 3, 2015

Buena Park

noun: a city in orange county, california. home to knotts berry farm, beach blvd. hookers, the biggest failure of a mall, and historical eastside buena park gang. a skate crew that goes by the name of DEMA can be found shredding at peak park. some of the coolest mofos around work at identity boardshop. come in, buy a board, and then grab a beer next door at cups with bobby, byron, or stephen brah. blunts, blunts, and more blunts... these guys have you covered. TOKYO TERIYAKI : if you don't know, don't ask

Raul: Aye holmes I seen this hooker last night in Buena Park that looked like your madre compa

Pedro: Aye puto that wasss mi madre!

by poppin pedro October 30, 2009

rucker park

the tightest basketball court in america, come here if you want broken ankles or to get embaressed

the bone crusher kills rucker park

by Big D August 11, 2003

South Park

The next best thing now that Beavis and Butthead are gone (:^). And in the next episode, Kenny dies (again).

Respect mah authoritah!!!

by AYB September 24, 2003

park city

Where everyone is rich, and on drugs

I hate living in Park City with all these rich stoners.

by Kyle Paulsen September 29, 2003

Park Slope

Where Yuppies raise their hipster children.

(Two Park Slope Yuppie mothers discuss their children in yoga class at the YMCA)

Yuppie Mother #1: This morning I asked my son what a hipster was!

Yuppie Mother #2: Do you mean those low-rise underwear?

Yuppie Mother #1: That's what I thought, but when I asked him he logged onto his Facebook account and showed me pictures of him and his friends.

Yuppie Mother#2: Well, do you know what a hipster is now?

Yuppie Mother #1: Not completely, but I do understand that they all wear ironic T-shirts under flannels. Oh, and they all flaunt their ironic facial hair.

Yuppie Mother #2: You sound like you are describing the homeless man who lives next to my brownstone.

Yuppie Mother#1: Oh, I've got it now! A hipster is just an ironic hobo!

by MadGrudes May 21, 2010