Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.

Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.

by NardTard August 5, 2012

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Snack Pimp

a really big-ass snack.

"Dude, that cupcake was the size of my head."

"Some hardcore snack pimping there mate."

by donna.harrison.twist March 24, 2012

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Pimp dollars

To gain currency from ones profession as a female groomer

"Yo fam, gained me some pimp dollars from shanaynay, I say we go get a cheeky Nandos with it"

by Woah50 May 15, 2015

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Pimp Momma

Pimp Momma is da momma of all dem worthy ho. "Dere" exist only one pimp momma in dis universe and she "reside" in da island of Hawaii.

I seen many a pimp momma in my life but dis one is my faaa da finest ...sheeeaatttt

by Deho April 27, 2006

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Dysfunctional Pimp

Dysfunctional means not operating normally or properly. In a relationship sense, your relationships don’t operate normally or properly because they’re toxic or they are very short lived. You are a pimp because you could get any girl you want, but again, your relationships are always short lived, thus making you a dysfunctional pimp.

Todd: Do you see how Anthony can get any girl he wants?

Nick: Yeah but they never last.

Todd: Damn, Hes a dysfunctional pimp

by kissyume October 13, 2021

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