obama hit

When you are smoking weed and hold the smoke in so long that all of it gets absorbed into your lungs, like how Obama used to do in college.

James held the smoke in his lungs for a full 40 seconds! That's a real obama hit!

by Mr Cnowledge April 26, 2014

ObamaMad

When your really mad, upset, or displeased. Like super cereal mad and upset. BUT you don't do anything about the situation or whatever it is that your mad about. ObamaMad gives the impression that you care and really want something to get done, but in reality you don't give a shit and just want people to move on and forget.

Word comes from the actions and attitude displayed by the great and wonderful Barack Obama. He openly admits to being mad and really upset about stuff but doesn't do anything about the stuff examples include the VA health scandal, IRS targeting, and the Benghazi terrorist attack.

Im so ObamaMad that my parents wont let me go to the concert this week! IM SO OBAMAMAD!

by A Bossey Gun Carrying Redskin May 29, 2014

Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.

After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.

by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016

obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps

Ill give you a right obama's suprise

by Big guy123456780987654321 September 13, 2016

Obama Treatment

When your friend is long gone and you find out your stuff is missing or broken.

Johnny just gave you the Obama Treatment.

by Diva1975 February 2, 2017

obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire

Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit

by TheZurg May 8, 2017

obamajob

A rim job that is given to Obama because you miss him so much.

Person 1: Did you see the news last night?
Person 2: Yea, all that Trump shit is making me want to give a obamajob
Person 1: Maybe I can join in too.

by Danthepussylicker April 6, 2017