Jizz Nazi

An uncircumcised white supremacist whom ejaculates prematurely in a public pizza parlor on the first date after a kiss and before the food arrives. Then proceeds to brag to his date about it.

She still ate the pizza and went home with that Jizz Nazi.

by Solana Steve October 14, 2009

schrodinger's nazi

A person who decides whether or not they're a nazi by the reactions of those around them.

Did you hear Zina saying seig heil? Once she realized everyone was looking at her funny, she just said she was asking if anyone had seen Kyle. What a schrodinger's nazi.

by jankyyankytanky September 7, 2018

UD Nazi

Any editor of Urban Dictionary that is very strict as to what he/she passes.

That damn UD Nazi won't pass my definitions. I only made fun of half the people I know!

by Paul J Parkinson October 31, 2006

Vocabulary Nazi

A person who purposely uses large words, and speaks very articulate, as a way to out show the people within his surroundings. Usually thinks they're better than everyone else because they use large words that no one has ever heard of. The words are usually learned from their vocabulary book in high school.

Bjorn: "The premise of the antithesis of the conjugation of the multiple sub-components is invalid."
Bjorn's friend: "Bjorn, what the hell are you talking about?! Quit being such a vocabulary nazi!"

by Ticonderoga April 19, 2006

Screaming Nazi

The magical mix of jagermeister and goldslager in one shot or drink. Go's down real smooth. Also know as "liquid cocane", "Golden elk", "Body Bag" and "Jägerschläger".

"Man you were fucked last night"

"I know I did like ten screaming nazis"

"Fuck"

by Jiggalo G April 15, 2008

lab nazi

Crazy bitches that kill students for using their computers.

Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Me: I'm sorry! I have a report due and I only needed the computer for a second!
Lab Nazi: ...
Me: Heh... ok... good... am I free to go?
Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!

by krapes December 12, 2007

parking Nazi

The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses

What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!

by Bleh November 23, 2002