Nautical Munched

Something you say when you get your ass kicked by a robot. Usually used when playing Armored Core.

"Dude, I just got Nautical Munched......man that sucks...."

by Mr. Squang August 7, 2009

Bubble Muncher

A person who is addicted to taking 'Bubbles' in the most inappropriate places such as school, rugby pitches, toilets and in the bath... etc.

These people mainly do it for the Social aspect or to 'look hard' rather than because they actually enjoy the effects of the drug. These are sad, sad people...

Mate 1: Here Mate, I've got some Bubbles, lets snort some on the school bus!

Mate 2: Okay man, sound. We'll look well hard!

Mate 3: ... You guys are such a pair of Bubble Munchers!

by Lilac Cat November 14, 2009

Minnie muncher

Another way of calling someone a rug muncher.

Dude, she's not interested in guys, she's a minnie muncher

by No one significant June 27, 2010

Muffy Muncher

It's just like the beer Munchies but called Muffy Muncher! Wow I'm really hungry tonight I've got the muffy munchies..

When your craving some Vagina. Also known as "Muffy Muncher".

by Muff bomb July 11, 2010

fairy muncher

A girl that eats cocaine like it's a main course.

That chick is such a fairy muncher!

by maccag October 18, 2010

Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010

pill muncher

Someone who chews pills in order to make them work faster. Usually done with oxycontin, MS contin, and other narcotic painrelievers with a continuous relief mechanism that is thus defeated by the munching of such medication.
Requires a blatant disregard for taste and gritty texture to be present within this individual, or just an incredible desperation for a quicker high to be present to warrant the transformation of a "pill popper" to a "pill muncher".

Jessie is now a pill muncher, because she chews rather than swallows.

by mynameismaryjane June 6, 2011