messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 8, 2003

message board

A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.

Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.

by Elitist January 2, 2004

Messy Democrat

You are having sex with a girl and you pull out too earl and make a mess of things

He got it all over her stomac when he went all Messy Democrat on her

by PP,JJ January 2, 2009

Messi

Someone who is a beast at soccer. He is also probably from Argentina . And always loses in the final. He is the best at soccer it unbelievable!!!!

Wow!!!! That guy is a Messi he is amazing!!!!!

by Javier diazzz February 26, 2017

Furious Messiah

When a man puts his open palms together as if he is praying, then jams them up a vagerooooo, gets angry and makes two fists while still inside the ol' ham wallet and then lifts the young lady up, mounts her on his shoulders and throws her back down real angry like so that her tinkletwat tears open all over the place and is real gross lookin so no man will ever go near her again. BUNG!

This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.

by BennyBoo6969420666183 January 16, 2007

Costa Messy

Slander term for Costa Mesa, California. Created by Huntington Beach residents to describe the area, with its large Tight Pant, Ray Ban, Flannel wearing hipster population. Costa Messy is the "Shitty Huntington Beach."

Costa Messy, you know the Shitty Huntington Beach.

by The Baddest Bitch! December 8, 2010

messy ipod

1)An ipod whose artists or songs are mispelt

2)Whose song titles also have the artist name on it

3)Whose genres are mixed up

4)Who have the same song or artist twice or more times

ETC.

Boy 1: dude...you have three "The Ramones" and 5 "50 cents" wtf
Boy 2: shut up, ill fix it later
Boy 1: this is an effing messy ipod

by iliii July 28, 2007