The process of pouring dirty bong water up someones ass, and then inserting a straw into the hairy cocktail and taking gentle sips.
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Olmedo's wearing a Xavi Martí, ignoring the high temperatures.
Dude, this Xavi Martí outfit is perfect for times like this when it's not hot nor cold. This shit is sick mate.
Olmedo's wearing a Xavi Martí, ignoring the high temperatures.
Dude, this Xavi Martí outfit is perfect for times like this when it's not hot nor cold. This shit is sick mate.
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Get the Le Marti mug.The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
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It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
It is about a story based in the year 2035 where astronaut Mark Watney is stranded for over a year on mars after a high-speed dust storm made the rest of the crew abort after Mark was hit with debris on their way to escape.
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