Playfood for lunch

A vivid analogy/comparison I coined, describing being duped or hoodwinked; a tantalizing offer or prospect that turns out to be phony or empty.

It is comparing being duped to the imaginary but descriptive scenario of invited to someone's house for lunch and seeing an assortment of delicious looking food on the table, but then, upon being served, discover that it's only very realistic-looking playfood. It looks delicious, but it's a toy, a prop, only fake, nothing you can really eat. Similarly, if someone makes you a tempting offer that turns out to be phony, it too looks great, but it's nothing you can really act on, it's only fake.

"Bob offered to go into business for me, but today, he told me he decided he didn't want to do it. Boy, did THAT turn out to be nothing but playfood for lunch!"

"Suzanne, I want you to stop talking about marrying Carlos. Carlos doesn't want to marry you, OK? He views your relationship as a break in his routine and nothing else. When he talks about you two having a life together, he's just serving you playfood for lunch!"

"All the companies that offer instant weight-loss products are serving the public playfood for lunch."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

eat his lunch

Beat someone up really bad and really easily.

Billy: "That guy looks really tough."
Leroy: "Fuck that nigga, I'll eat his lunch."

by HACKSAW May 17, 2014

hot lunch

The Act of shitting into someones mouth. Brian Lipscomb's favorite part of the day

As his face was dripping with what appeared to be fecal matter, I knew he got hot lunch.

by Ben R September 4, 2003

lunch his ass

OldSkoolReno: i dont remember
OldSkoolReno: latest ebonix
OldSkoolReno: lunch his ass means buy him lunch
OldSkoolReno: in gratitude for giving us essays to do

Boy I'll lunch ur ass if you help me with the Geometry assignment!

by gookymcnuggaspic January 19, 2004

Fairbanks Lunchbox

a variation of the alaskan pipeline, the Fairbanks Lunchbox is the act of shitting in an unused or used condom (depending on preference), inserting a popsicle stick into the open end of the condom, and then placing it in the freezer. Once frozen, carefully remove the condom for optimal taste, then place the frozen fudge-sickle in the unsuspecting victim's lunchbox. Finally, be sure to witness the unveiling of the final product, and how the victim sinks his teeth into the first bite in anticipation of the sweet, chocolate taste, ultimately to much dismay. Estimated preparation time: 45 minutes

Now that fool is gonna get the Fairbanks Lunchbox for what he's done.

by Gumby/Panda May 8, 2008

lunchmeating

acting like a lunchmeat
eg, talking loudly on cell phone about stupid, pointless shit, or just acting like a dumb ditz

Look at all those idiot girls lunchmeating across the restaurant.. we're nearly 50 feet away, and I can STILL hear their retarded laughter.

by andy M April 2, 2004

Lunch Is Served

A discreet way of calling someone a "Dry Lunch"
also refered to as "bread crisp bread" or the ever popular "Ryvita Sandwhich". Basically someone who has a face you just want to smack, however your still mates even though every word that comes out of his/her mouth is the epitamy of ridiculous.

That annoying friend turns up

Friend: "Alright guys"
You: (sarcastic tone) "Lunch Is Served"

by sickestwan June 27, 2010