Peter-John

Literally the best guy in the world. No one can ever beat this man's personality and his amazing looks. The guy that will never hurt you. The guy that will always love you and always be loyal to you. This man never let's you down. He will always make you smile, always brighten your day and definitely always give you butterflies. If you have a Peter-John in your life; never let that man go. Love him, cherish him and keep him in your heart.

I am so inlove with Peter-John.
Peter-John is amazing!

by Hi086 November 22, 2021

Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

Felip John

The sexiest main dancer of Esbinayntin. And a handsome and hot father of Kuro-chan. Amo of taga-manokan and known for his famous line " The covid will not get me today". And a sucessful CEO of his own clothing line in the near future.

Felip John is my inspiration to become a CEO of a clothing line.

by Sakurafleint June 7, 2021

john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 5, 2010

Evan Johns

Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse

Evan Johns and his H-Bombs

-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"

-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"

-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast

by Geeter-Sleeter October 1, 2008

John Allanson

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.

When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates

by Phil Paulson November 21, 2019

john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.

this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper

by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018