joof

Acronym: Jerk off on face

Man, last night that bitch passed out before I got to fuck her. So I just whipped it out and joofed. Taught her a lesson she won't soon forget.

by Brutus the Buckeye April 29, 2006

joomba

Something really pleasing to the eyes. Usually refers to a girl when they are really hot. Sort of like "Helooo Nurse".

Dude, did you see that girl over there? Joomba!

by Dan Schnur January 29, 2004

joons

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

by mike p June 1, 2004

jooseppi

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.

jooseppi hates thekov.

by jooseppi December 9, 2003

Joosy

When something so juicy that you're not allowed to use the correct spelling for the phrase. Often used by humans with higher IQ to understand how to abbreviate certain words and upgrade their meaning to a higher power level.

"dam, dat girl's got a Joosy butt"
"Give me dat Joosy kool laid"

by bignigah June 19, 2018

joob

The brainchild of one EpicDarkness13 and one BubTheZombie, formed during the playing of a gametype on Xbox's Halo 2, called 'Showers' in which the Halo Secret Police, (In most instances Bub and Epic) command the "Joobs", or Jewish noobs, into room 1 of Foundation, where they are showered with Zyklon B, AKA Plasma Grenades.

EpicDarkness13:"Get to room 1 you fuckin' joob!"
BubTheZombie:"Look at the wall, Jewcake!"
*A Zyklon B canister has been showered upon the unlucky joob by now.*
OnlineJosh:"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

by BubTheZombie March 25, 2005

Joogs

Something compact and easily hidden used for stabbing or shanking such as a pocket knife or blade of some sort.

Guy 1: "Dude.... there's a bunch of creepy black people up there... let's walk around them."

Guy 2: "Nah bro it's cool, I got my joogs with me."

by MrHappyPotato December 25, 2010