The male equivalent to a queef, it is a penis fart that happens only once in a lifetime - the very first moment after a boy is born. Often used as a diagnostic tool by doctors who are attempting to determine the sex of babies with incredibly small penises.
by saucytime January 11, 2008
Man, last night that bitch passed out before I got to fuck her. So I just whipped it out and joofed. Taught her a lesson she won't soon forget.
by Brutus the Buckeye April 16, 2006
by Bethan Heslop February 16, 2005
Joof ! ju`f
Copyright 2002 Ebby & Rahim
n. the sound effect made when mean points are accumulated due to mean or hurtful actions or comments.
2 a mean or hurtful action or comment - That was a big joof.
v. the act of committing a mean action that is hurtful towards another person -Romeo was upset when Juliet joofed him.
Copyright 2002 Ebby & Rahim
n. the sound effect made when mean points are accumulated due to mean or hurtful actions or comments.
2 a mean or hurtful action or comment - That was a big joof.
v. the act of committing a mean action that is hurtful towards another person -Romeo was upset when Juliet joofed him.
by R. Wright, E. Agu August 25, 2005
by Looscannon September 02, 2004
by Jon Heslop March 04, 2005