Grease Monkey

When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.

Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!

by Tfrickndizzle April 27, 2015

grease napkin

Somthing that's at a whataburger

When someone throws a grease napkin at whataburger in your face

by Msyew October 6, 2015

greasestache

happens during the month of November (Movember) when highschool boys attempt to grow a moustache and it ends up greasy and nothing at all like it's supposed to be.

Girl: "Ew. What the hell? Look at that greasestache."
Boy: "It's Movember, it's the best I can do."

by doinitlikeme November 17, 2015

grease stash

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.

"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."

by Lousteezy December 14, 2015

Grease trapper

The act of a three some where the person on the bottom collects all the drippings

Every Friday I look forward to being the grease trapper

by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016

grease trap

The act of a threesome where one person catches all the drippings

Last night I volunteered to be the grease trap

by Dirty -J- October 3, 2016

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016