Guarcilious

A word to use in a sentence very similar to "on god" or "on my Momma"

Damn, man, you fucking suck dick. And that's on Guarcilious

by PickleWacker August 25, 2025

Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.

“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”

by PaidLead September 28, 2025

Elite Guard

He bans everyone he sees and is apparently god. Runs the maps at Hivemind.org

Me: Hey Elite
Elite Guard: Your banned
Maarlo: banned!

by G2 July 12, 2003

Palace guard

A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......

Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!

by cheffykins April 23, 2011

Wood Guardian

A protector of wood. AKA a condom.

Not without a Wood Guardian...

by jstejste May 3, 2011

Federal Guap

Being "Guap" after receiving your federal tax return.

Dude, I'm headed to by that new IPod tablet...

(Freind) Whoa, you musta got Federal Guap!

by skyeyeimages February 10, 2013

yard guard

An article of clothing i.e. sweatshirt, sweater etc. to cover a woman's rear end (back yard)

Every day Amy wears a different yard guard to keep all the guys from staring at her ass

by Tee K May 14, 2014