Rita’s ex

Imagine being a mf who has so much ego, to the point that u think ur exs would never get iver u. Nd say rumors about someone cuz ur ego got hurt. Imagine making yolos talking shit, and then acting njce in the replies. Imagine making weird ass yolos To gain ur ego by any mean. Imagine being a 5’4 boy. Lastly, imagine trying so hard to make someone jealous cuz u did smth reattded and expect them to be jealous and when they aren’t, u get weirded out cuz ur ego is so massive

Yo this man’s got an ego. It’s definitely Rita’s ex

by Corna124 October 2, 2020

Ex boyfriend

AN UGLY FOCKIN DAM CHEATER WHO DOESNT DESERVE A DAM GIRL

"Aw dam that's my ex boyfriend...UGH!!"

by BrEaD_lOvEr_yAaAa March 6, 2022

ex bestfriend

a bitch

you : remember my ex bestfriend?
ur real bff : the bitch?

by bitchybutnice. April 28, 2021

ex collector

A person who can let go of their friends’ exes despite the pain it brings everyone around them.

1: Yo did you hear about Allie?
2:Yeah man. It’s fucked.

1:She’s the fucking ex collector.

2: Big mood.

by Bugfacts May 24, 2018

my ex girlfriend

she broke my heart

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie

by guydude111 December 16, 2023

national appreciate your ex day

on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them

guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine

by Theguywhoisnice November 27, 2021

Exes with benefits

When you're definitely broken up now for sure but you're still doing it.

Becoming exes with benefits ultimately meant there was no real change to my routine except I was having more sex and fewer fights about dishes.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020