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dusted chimp 

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Slut Dust 

Slut Dust Stripper Glitter was made popular in Los Angeles California by a local business man. There are more than 50 colors of the bright poly glitter. It has been used for crafts, nails, and body glitter. The product was so popular that fakes even started to arise, they also have an apparel line. It was first mass marketed and sold by a company in California named Silva Acquisitions. There are many retailers of this product.
I finally found a Slut Dust Stripper Glitter color to match my nails!
Slut Dust by Slut Duster July 29, 2013
A term used for describing something or someone that's is ugly and weak.
Actual real-world examples of how "dustgly" has been used:

"He is dustgly"

"Look over there at the car, that car is dustgly"
"That painting is dustgly"
Dustgly by Marcuslittle March 10, 2017

sphincter dust 

Crusty and dried on shit on your butt cheeks resulting from shitting in the middle of the night, and passing out on the toilet before being able to wipe your ass.
I passed out on the toilet last night and woke up with my ass cheeks covered in sphincter dust.

I need to take a shower to wash off this sphincter dust from last night.
sphincter dust by Wordstylez November 20, 2020

Pubic dust

The hair particles that result from shaving the pubic region with an electric shaver.
After my girlfriend finished shaving in front of the mirror I noticed the pubic dust left on the carpet.
Pubic dust by Chadbinger September 2, 2012

Cheese dust 

The remnants found at the bottom of the bag after eating a bag of Cheetos, Doritos, or anything other cheesy snack food.
Cheese dust is awesome when sprinkled on popcorn-- just don't snort it.
Cheese dust by l1nchp1n March 11, 2011