Shit-Pants Drunk 

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

Shit-Pants Drunk by A Delightful July 1, 2011

Hamster Hand Drunk 

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

Hamster Hand Drunk by msand419 October 20, 2012

dick drunk 

After having too multiple orgasms, female experiences the same effects of being heavily drunk; can't feel your legs, can't walk straight, not thinking straight. If you have pressed the right button she will be twitching with pleasure.

Her condition after you have Fucked Her Brains Out.

In Japanese hentais or mangas, the term is "ahegao".

I said female simply because they have a biological functions of having multiple orgasm.

Girl1 : So how did it go last night?
Girl2 : He fucked my brains out and got me dick drunk
Girl1 : You're Kidding
Girl2 : Im drinking from coffee . . . . .from a empty coffee mug

dick drunk by ReoB October 1, 2015

Fuck as drunk 

"Drunk as fuck," implying that the speaker is so intoxicated as to misspeak the original expression.

"Dude I just finished the whole deck riding the bus. Now I'm fuck as drunk."

Fuck as drunk by Zephyr135 November 27, 2011

teh drunk 

A person, who is in the act of using the computer while drunk.

Lisa- Greg was teh drunk last night, and told me he wanted to bang me on MSN.
Joe- Don't worry, he said the same thing to me...

teh drunk by mrcool January 15, 2007

girl drink drunk 

To be drunk on sweet umbrella drinks or coolers; for women, the combination of too much sugar and too much alcohol makes them both hyperactive and extremely silly. First coined on the 1990's Canadian sketch comedy show "The Kids in the Hall."

"See that girl dancing on the table and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart into her Bacardi Breezer? I'd say she's girl drink drunk."

girl drink drunk by Adman12 September 22, 2005

Rémi-Drunk 

An extreme level of drunkenness that brings you very close to die for your stupid behaviour

Guy: "Oh man, last night I was so drunk that I've almost killed myself on a cruise ship..."
Gal: "Dude, then you were not drunk but Rémi-Drunk!"
Guy: "I think so..."

Rémi-Drunk by Wally_VP November 10, 2009