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angry doorman

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.
I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!
by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009
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space shuttle door gunner

An internet blowhard, especially on internet gun or military forums, who like to dog others from the safety of theor anonymous keyboards.
That Jon3, he's such a Space Shuttle Door Gunner, posting definitions when he doesn't even really know what they mean.
by Gat Mc Slamster October 14, 2005
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t door

the door in which passing through you get tea, eg the door into the dining room of school.
therfore its t door became famous when one terribly stupid girl said it one summers day whilst watching the cricket with one said boy.
Boy: what times the concert tonight?
Stupid blonde girl: i dunno theres a notice on t door
by Im that blonde girl January 11, 2008
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doork

One who pushes a door clearly marked "push" or vice versa

Doork is a sniglet by Rich Hall
"Why won't this damn door open, ahh crap I pulled when it clearly said push, I am such a doork"
by KernelSandirs July 28, 2004
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Trap door

A trap door is when you take the toilet lid off and poop in the tank, then cut the metal wire holding the tank door. making the person who finds this...Put their hand in the tank and manually pull the line!
We gotta go, I left a trap door for your ex-girlfriends parents!
by Touge_Drifter November 9, 2010
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Doorley

noun. an obsessive bitch who thinks she's the most amazing person in the world, when she isn't, acts like the star of the show
verb. a person who tries too hard to do everything and wants to fit in, even though she knows she never will

Doorley is a person/thing who thinks she is basically the most amazing person in the world, but inside everyone hates her and they really don't want to be her friend, but she likes to attempt and overpower everyone.
noun. "Oh my God, I tried out for the part of the movie, but then my sister got the part instead just because she's cute! But she's so not cute!!! She's an ass and she is SUCH a Doorley!!!"
verb. "She Doorlied EVERYONE yesterday by acting totally over-dramatic. God, she doesn't she get that everyone who ACTS like her friend, really isn't?"
by dixiecup123 November 29, 2011
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Syberian Doorknocker

The act of inserting icecubes in ones partners anus then having anal sex. The icecubes are for pleasuring both partners. The ice is supposed to numb the anus for the receiver making it more comfortable and less painful.

I first heard it on the Bubba The Love Sponge Show.
Marsha: Greg told me he wanted anal sex again, and I told him no because it hurt the last time.

Jan: Well what did do?

Marsha: He suggested putting icecubes in my..... poop-shoot! He called it a Syberian Doorknocker!

Jan: Well did ya'll do it?

Marsha: Fuck yeah. I had an assgasm and I was numb all inside.
by WTXFTE March 19, 2010
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