diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

by urban-housey March 27, 2021

DNA Diaper

another word condom

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"

by jogglers June 11, 2009

Irish dipper

1: When you place your scrotum between your legs(similar to the goat) and tea bag ( or as the name implies, dipping your scrotum into ) a usually sleeping person's mouth in that position.

Guy 1: Hey mark is passed out, and with his mouth wide open!
Guy 2: Dude you thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy 1: Oh yeah dude, he's getting the Irish dipper tonight! You do it dude
Guy 2: No way im not sticking my nuts in another dudes mouth you do it!
Guy 1: Alright fine....
Mark: What do I have pubes in my mouth?
Guy 2: Hahaha dude, you got the irish dipper!

by Matt Vickers October 1, 2009

dumper

One who takes excessive shits while on the toilet.

That John, he's such a dumper; always overflowing the toilet with shit.

by The Asshatinator March 12, 2003

Dipper

The term to describe the manner in which the extraordinary league of FOBs roll; a derogatory phrase to describe expensive attitudes in shitty cars. They tend to dress lavishly (Gucci ties, D&G shades), act lavishly, but fail to meet the drive lavishly standards. Symptoms include the need to get from point A to point B without a legit reason and an accent.

"Throw that dipper the finger."

by hippocrite March 12, 2010

dirty diaper

A dirty diaper is when you put a piece of chocolate inside a marshmallow then roast it over a fire...or don't roast it over the fire. Depends on what kind of...insides...you want your diaper to have.

"I love dirty diapers!! They are like a piece of snaz on steroids!"

"I like my dirty diaper runny!!"

by pananapple February 6, 2010

DiaperLoad

Someone tall and gangly, often comical.

Person who smells like shit.

Hurtin Unit.

Travis.

"Fuck, take a shower, DiaperLoad!"

"U Hurt. Fuckin DiaperLoad."

by Vormav January 16, 2004