U suck dick lol

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018

vacation dick

A huge penis that you only want inside of you once every couple months.

This guy had a vacation dick I don't know if I can handle it again

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

dick

1. the lever
2. the handle
3. the pipe
4. the slim jim
5. the chili dog
6. the start of a mans life
7. the dangler
8. the python
9. the lollipop
10. the pully

The woman grabbed my dick and released the sweet substance.

by instafindafailare February 23, 2011

Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

drunk dick

drunk dick.

when you've had way to much to drink and you're too drunk to fuck.

no boner

check out that drunk dick loser over there trying to suck his own limp dick. omg what the hell did he just puke!

by RepOmaN April 15, 2013

big dick energy

confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.

pete davidson is 6’3 with dark circles, exudes big dick energy , looks evil but apparently is an angel, and loves his girl publicly.

by neptuneestate June 26, 2018

Dickstart

When you drink Mountain Dew kickstart while ejaculating

Yesterday’s I did a dickstart and it felt good

by Cap watet June 2, 2021