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Post Valve Depression

A strange and sad feeling one gets whenever they remember or realize that Valve will never make a continuation of amazing games such as Half Life or Portal.
“Man.. thinking about how HL3 or P3 will never happen is just a whole deal.”
“Buddy. Thats Post Valve Depression.” *pat pat*
by Anakinnie April 19, 2022
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Breaking Bad Depression

The depression you feel after watching the finale of “Breaking Bad”.
Oh man! Yesterday I saw the BB finale and now I got Breaking Bad Depression.
by luddode July 6, 2022
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post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.
by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.
today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard
by terminal1 April 19, 2023
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Post Mate’l Depression

Fuck off! I’ve got a bad case of Post Mate’l Depression.
by Hooksy Bass July 10, 2023
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