cybersecstu

Director of cyber security strategy for ZeroDayLab, yes the stair walky guy. Formerly in Minecraft, beat saber, and now this.

CyberSecStu is a god amongst men in the infosec as well as the male stripper community.

by Coca__Koala June 14, 2020

Cyberpunking

Cyberpunk is a game released in 2020 that was criticized at its launch for having too many bugs and glitches. To cyberpunk or cyberpunking means to release or finish something when it is not ready yet ready or does not yet achieve the standards that were promised or expected. It is usually accompanied by backlash and improvements after the fact.

''That development studio is really good at cyberpunking"
- Yeah they haven't had a single good launch in a while

"You shouldn't cyberpunk that cake, give it time to cook properly"

by Midblep January 12, 2021

Cuberculosis

The wet, hacking cough that lasts 6 months to a year that one subjects one's cubicle neighbors to on a daily basis.

"Did that guy just hack up a phlegmball on his keyboard"?

"Yeah, he's had cuberculosis for 6 months now and refuses to go to a doctor."

by itsme843 November 24, 2009

Cyberdeck

Alternative slang for what most would commonly refer to as a laptop or notebook and/or netbook computer. But could also extend to an iPAD as well. It is derived from THE SPRAWL Trilogy (*this includes the short stories Johnny Mnemonic, New Rose Hotel, Burning Chrome) of Sci-Fi Cyberpunk novels by William Gibson (Neuromancer, Count Zero, Mona Lisa Overdrive). ---basically, die hard fans and wishful thinkers who are bored/disappointed with modern tech as it exists now (such as a smart phone) for being too practical and lacking imagination, and have labeled things in the manner of the alternate 1980s of Gibson's Cyberpunk world line; and in a sense, sticking to more cumbersome (and often times outdated) tech in contrast to what is accepted by the collective majority. Thus some might flip open a laptop/note book and log onto the Internet... others will power up their Cyberdeck and jack into Cyberspace.

John: "This new Smart Phone is awesome. Gotta' let the world know where I'm at."

{Case pulls out laptop and jacks in a G3/G4 modem link}

Case: "My dumb phone handles my calls... but I still lug around my Cyberdeck to get online."

{Everyone stares at Case as he does this}

Together: "Why?"

Case: "It's just how I roll."

by Mercenary X99 November 18, 2011

Cypert

When you are making out with a girl and realize she has a penis. But you go down on her anyway, and she finishes in your mouth. But then when you pull your head up, you realize it was actually your dad.

Ricky: damn girl, you're fine
Girl: hahahah ohhhh, you're so sweet! *unzips pants*
....15 minutes later....
Ricky: *wipes off lips* shit girl, that was some good shit
Girl: son, I'm sorry
Ricky: *looks up* DAD?!
Dad: *shrugs* Cypert

by Loves2Cypert April 8, 2016

Sony Cybershot

The most awesome digital camera in the world

Dude, you should have been there at our pool party!! We had a hell lotta fun taking pictures underwater with my new Sony Cybershot Tx5

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010

cabernet sauvignon

a red grape primarily used to produce the wine of the same name- typically full bodied wines with a lasting finish.

roommate 1: omgah did someone bleed all over the sink?
roommate 2: no, i chundered two bottles of cab...
cabernet sauvignon

by whatamisupposedtodowithoutmycellphone October 18, 2007