coonboofer

One who engages in sexual contact with racoons.

Devin is a real coonboofer.

by devinthecoonboofer December 10, 2013

Coonami

A vast and sudden rise in the number of black migrants in a country, resembling that of a tsunami.

Person 1: Hey Geoff, did you hear what the President promised would happen during his time in office?
Person 2: Oh yeah he said he's gonna reduce the number of annual Coonami's by 74%

by Samdingo February 16, 2017

Coonkept

A shit head who pretty much sucks at all games. Cannot keep his word for shit and is always really mad. Rymize HATES Coonkept with a passion. Also referred to as con, coon, conkept, or idiot.

Oh my god Coonkept you said you would and you didn't....

by LilMackin February 16, 2018

Coongler

A must have for coongling. Best poaching tool ever made from the deepest, darkest conrner of a racoons' nightmare! High quality coonglers are made from no less than 30g steel cables intricately crafted into a maple staff to wrangle dirty coons, like south western vermin on the borders. This allows you to properly beat their beanlike fucking brains out with out ruining the quality of the fur!

That nasty fucking pack of dumpster rats keep getting my lot dirty! So I'm going to get my coongler and beat them outta existence!

by Creepytrapperguy April 8, 2019

Coonage

A peice off shit situation that involves a group off people

That was coonage

That one there was coonage

by Cash_n_bagz August 27, 2022

coonteenth

Juneteenth, commemorating the day slavery was abolished and all the coons were set free

Do we get coonteenth off?

by Scburt October 3, 2022

Mayson Cooney

Mayson Cooney is a girl that lives in the trees with stoner goblins in the forests of New Zealand. Mayson Cooney is proof that god exists. Mayson Cooney is beyond cool. She sits in the trees and smokes out the goblins. She got a Masters degree from Auckland University as a Marijuana Farmer. She asked for cheez its but The Goblins gave her a magical potion and instead starts to hallucinate. She can sometimes be found next to the Giant Rock dropping acid with the fairies. Her morning begins by taking a bong rip from Chads rasta bong and then when she gets the munchies she calls jesus on the phone to get a pizza delivered. Jesus shows up with a holy pizza and smokes her out with some purple kush from yucca valley.

Yo Mayson Cooney where the weed at? Lets get high

by chad likes muscle cars June 24, 2014