american condom

When a fat guy forgets the condom, and uses his fat as a condom.

Marsha! Frank didn't have a condom so he used the American condom!

by Rippin lip packin dip June 11, 2017

Condom

A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.

look at that kid with the bucket of water... quick get the Condom.

by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007

Condomplative

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Girl: 'WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? HURRY UP AND GET IT IN!'
Boy: 'I don't know ... I'm feeling pretty condomplative right now ...'

by Jawjuhh March 13, 2011

Condomsation

Noun: when K-Mart is having a secial on condoms, and its just a huge sensation

Bro, are you gonna hit up the condomsation this weekend? There bout to be some fine ass bitches in there looking for dick.

by TnG'sBitch April 25, 2011

condom car

A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.

Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.

by DarwinB September 14, 2013

Condom mistake

Donald Trump

Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake

by Savagequeen69 February 12, 2017

popped condom

A kid that the parents did not want.

Billy your a popped condom.

Your parents should have had anal sex

by Mr. Blazin September 26, 2017