Squirrel clock

An annoying grand father clock. Every hour a squirrel pops out with a nut.

Darn that squirrel clock with it's nut!Said Evv, with a hammer ready to destroy it's innocent looking face.

by Kalollypop. August 7, 2008

Führer clock shadow

The midday facial hair growth of people who can only grow hair in a one inch swath directly under their nose.

My boss is made very uncomfortable by my Führer clock shadow.

by jrswam March 27, 2015

YEP CLOCK

A term popularized by the Twitch chess community, commonly used when the timer of a player is about to run out.

xQc: *timer running out*
Twitch Chat: YEP CLOCK

by DudeIsANerd April 11, 2021

stalking your clock

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

by draventea January 14, 2009

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

three o'clock whore

A two o'clock whore who you have slept with enough so that you have to drink for another hour before making a booty call.

That two o'clock whore is so fugly I have to drink another hour before I go over there. She has graduated to a three o'clock whore.

by progressives October 24, 2009

Ganj o'clock

A word which denotes the start of or the actual time period during which a person or group of people smoke weed.

Guy 1: Hey man, what's the time?

Guy 2: *Checks watch* It's ganj o'clock!

*both smoke weed*

by HolyDicks November 23, 2010