carpetcore

An aesthetic specifically for dirty, cursed or creepy fursuits or plushies, basically any fursuits or plushies that are in a setting that they normally aren't in

"That dirty fursuit is carpetcore"

"Did you hear of carpetstain? He's carpetcore"

by Big kadoodle June 25, 2020

Carpet bombing

After poolside intercourse, when the female lies on her back in the water and her partner jumps into the pool while masturbating in an attempt to hit her pubic hair as with projectile semen

A couple was found drowned in their pool last night. Forensics indicates they were engaged in carpet bombing when the accident occurred.

by Washington Penis Man July 22, 2020

Carpet Bomb

Depositing sperm specimen into a bushy beaver

Mike carpet bombed Brittany’s hairy beaver.

by Xoboots July 28, 2020

carpet nozzle

Your nose.

You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.

by timsworld July 30, 2020

carpet tunnelism

When the carpetunnel from the hands travel down from legs to the ankles in the human body.

I tried to to take a step forward but the carpet tunnelism in my ankle showed up and made me fall down.

by TuGrand August 10, 2020

Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020