Claired

Getting Claired. Getting white-girl wasted at a corporate party, typically occurs in Royal Tunbridge Wells.

She was really getting claired last night!

by RTW89 March 26, 2016

Clairfield

A tiny,remote community located on the border of Tennessee and Kentucky.

"Lets head down yonder into Clairfield"

by Loretta Jane August 1, 2008

Claremont hole

A hole in a story into which sub-plots fall, forgotten forever. Taken from Chris Claremont, former writer of the X-Men, who left dozens, if not hundreds, of stories unfinished.

"How come in the TV show 'Birds of Prey', all the main characters are said to have jobs, but they never go to them and they never seem to be fired from them either?"

"Ah, their jobs fell down a Claremont hole."

by StSean March 13, 2010

chairection

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

by Shlubs McGee January 24, 2016

clairin

haitian white rum. it is associated with deities such as guedé, god of the commonfolk. common uses include offerings during ceremony

guedé drank all of the clairin as he finished off his cigar.

by usejae September 19, 2017

clarence phoon

A hot and handsome guy that is addicted to drinking bleach and love Gundam.

I want to fuck clarence phoon

by RCKOS February 5, 2020