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heart check

When you're fresh in the system and other inmates or convicts want to see if you have heart/will stick up for yourself. Usually involves getting jumped by all of the torpedoes in your car when you least expect it (ie. shower or yard/exercise).

If you fail the heart check, you can pretty much kiss your commissary and welfare packets/extras away.
Houseman: Yo, easy money coming thru the door. I heard some of our new bunkies are paid members. Heart check them and see if they hoe up or not
*fish gets heart checked and hoes up like a bitch*
*fish now gets punked for soups every day*
by g-wiz-916 September 10, 2016
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swagger in check

Always bopping when walking, always having bling, always wearing your trousers low batty, actin like you thinkin your all bad and that, having a tinted car with alloys, and wearing a cap (such as a NY cap)
Osman & Habib & Yahaya (all together) : Oi, bro!!! you have your swagger in check!!! tell us how to do it, your tinted alloyed car and your cool clothes! check that swagger!!! that SWAGGER IN CHECK
Abdul: Oi ma boyz stop breading me yeah, I got nough with dad and mum loving me the most for ma swagger everyone keep it cool no one can beat ma swagger cos its in check
by absfaboulous February 8, 2009
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Bone Check

a random exclamation used by one about to kill somebody violently
PERSON1:i like it when you cum in my ass but i like it better when you tie your penis to a rope and pull on it like a puppeteer while your homies cum in my ass. you smell bad.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!

PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.
by TheRealNinjaMike September 9, 2004
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temp check

Short for temperature check. When somebody who has no intention of following up with a conversation sends a short message, to see if you will reply. Usually used by exes.
Dude, Jenny just sent me a text with just “hi” written.
Man don’t reply, it’s probably just a temp check
by Crakodi June 3, 2018
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bitch check

To test someones character with insults or violence.
They said they want to surrender, but I needed to bitch check them first. So I sent a man out in the open to fire at them and they didn't fire back.
by Black Ninja July 3, 2005
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Man-Check

1. To strike a man in the testicles with great force for the purpose of gender verification.

2. Getting kicked in the nuts.
"When Tim tried to do a trick on his bike, he crashed and got man-checked."

"If you keep whining, I'm gonna man-check you!"
by Delfic May 24, 2007
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joke reality check

When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."

Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."

Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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