Redneck Champagne

The act of holding in your urine until the end of intercourse and thus finishing the act with shoving your penis into your partner's anus and proceeding to urinate and ejaculate inside at approximately the same time. Then, leaning to the side pull the head of the penis out to make a popping sound like a cork as the urine and semen flow out.

I went down to see Carol at the trailer park and treated her to some nice Redneck Champagne.

by Barenhaut February 26, 2018

rockin' it like a champion

This means to be getting buck-wild and straight stupid up in a place. To be the life of the party. It means you're gettin' drunk and actin' a fool. Usually associated with local celebrity "Smooch Marlowe", who coined this phrase while at a bar drunk when we asked him on the phone what he was doing.

Us (to Smooch over the phone): "Smooch, what are you doin'?"

Smooch Marlowe (at the local bar, drunk): "I'm rockin' it like a champion!"

by Wee Willie Winky September 28, 2006

Pink lipped champagne

The act of drinking champagne out of a woman's pussy.

I inserted a champagne bottle in her pussy, shook the bottle, then drank the champagne that dripped out of her pussy.
Her pussy was so wet, and pink that it was so sweet to taste the pink lipped champagne.

by whtronin March 24, 2021

breakfast of champions

beer and tomato juice

drink up, breakfast of champions

by sixbynine August 3, 2005

champ

to drink or eat something in a rapid manner as to bypass any enjoyment of said item.

damn, he champed that soda real fast

by derek kadian January 24, 2009

People's Champ

All round good c*nt. Knows how to please a couple sandwiches on a friday night, not shy of a bit of action. The Peoples's Champ can deliver top quality yesterday and he does it with style.

You heard of that Martin Brown c*nt?
Yeah; he's a real People's Champ

by d-d-danger October 15, 2019

Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.

Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!

by Johnny Spectacular February 23, 2005