Melts my butter

Turns me on - Causes feelings of arousal

That Beyonce really melts my butter.

by Pogo56 December 9, 2008

butter nose

a girl who is generally good looking, except for her nose, which ruins the appearance.

Lindsay would be a perfect 10 but her big nose makes her a butter nose.

by llamaalpaca November 6, 2011

Udder Butter

The smegma found underneath the bottom fold of the unclean titties of some stank bee-atch, due to either excessive "lack of hygiene" or "light of day".

Also known as formunda butter fromunda butter titguini alfredo, milkstrosity, titscrement

- this extreme funk is at the same level of "Eeeeuuwww" as is twattage cheese sphincter cheese dick cheese penis butter Dinguini ragamuffin

After a one course meal of her Menstrual Meatballs sautéed in her thick and creamy Bloodclot Bouillabaise, and when you're finally washin' her twattage cheese outta your piehole, you'll fondly long for the day when she simply let you tongue on her udder butter.

by Jon_Public September 3, 2009

Butter Your Nutter

To lubricate your penis, and rhyme at the same time.

Sam: man, her handjobs are so whack!
Lee: try to butter your nutter, it'll go nice n smooth.

by Poor Raped Goat May 31, 2006

Butterbear

An alias used by Facebook trolls, a troll whom you can't escape even by using the most drastic anti-trolling software.

"Where Butterbear? I haven't seen him toda... Oh wait there he is..."

by MrSdnah August 2, 2009

Butlerd

To be Butlerd is to be defeated so brutally, so intensely, that that to be pwnzrd is an understatement. This only ever happens when Will Butler defeats someone.

Person A: Aaww man that Will Butler guy is so good at Warcraft 3! He destroyed me!
Person B: Dude, your wrong..
Person A: What? You mean I didn't lose that bad?
Person B: Dude you got Butlerd..

by InTheMist November 27, 2009

Butleries

Plural; a series of tasks imposed upon the guest by the host. Often times the amount and level of butleries will reveal that the host invited the guest solely for the purpose of making them his butler.

Host: "Hey, thanks for coming over. Will you grab me a beer out of the fridge, and then plug-in the XBOX so we can play some Halo."
Guest: "Dude, what's with all the butleries?"

by xaniel2000 April 11, 2010