blasted

A term used to describe something in a dreadful situation.

Today was sucha blasted day.

Oh Blasted! I lost my wallet.

OH BLASTED!

by KINGSHENCE August 1, 2009

Beaster

(n.) An especially ugly girl or woman.

(adj.) Physically grotesque or unattractive. Ugly.

(n.) Damn. Who brought Sarah to the party? She is a straight beaster.

(adj.) That chick Dougie fucked last night had a good body, but her face was fuckin' beaster.

by fencecat42 November 26, 2010

Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

Basterd

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

Blistering

To Smoke Weed.

Damn bro, i've been blistering all day, i'm faded.

by Synth. April 3, 2013